Wednesday, September 14, 2011

We Can Help The Utes Get Recruits

"NCAA To Let Recruits Have Bagel Spreads - Let The Bribery Begin" - CafeMom.com
There seem to be a lot of these regulations that are totally ridiculous and ineffective, and that's why the NCAA legislative council will consider 91 changes to them when it meets in January. Hallelujah ... I guess? At the very least, it might do away with legislation passed only TWO years ago (?!?!?) that prohibits schools from providing student-athletes with complimentary butter or jam packets to accompany any bagels, fruits, or nuts. (Before that, schools couldn't bribe kids with any food at all, save energy bars. Ha.)

But Proposal No. 2011-78 would finally make butter, peanut butter, jelly, and cream cheese a-okay ... maaaaybe by sometime next year.
If we could team up with the University of Utah in providing bagels to recruits, we would have the best football team in the country. BYU would have to settle for Einstein Bagels and would suffer. Better bagels = better recruits.